I wish I could do these:
Okay, actually I wish I could do these:
Or, possibly, these:
No, the park guy is definitely cooler. I would stop to watch. And possibly drool. I can't help it. I'm like that.
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Though I would like to be able to do pull ups like an actually fit person, I am sadly stuck doing more like this:
I am afraid if I tried a real one at the gym, it would resemble this (complete with mocking Dominican boys, seriously. It's kismet I found this clip.):
Be that as it may, I may just attempt one today with Liz there for moral support. There will NOT be video.