Because there haven't been enough cat pictures in here lately or I think it's still 2008. One of the two.
Oh, hi, kids. Here's a question for you: do you have a lifestyle? Or should I say, A Lifestyle? Because apparently some people think that because they work out and pay attention to their nutrition, they do. And ZOMG, not only are they living the Fitness Lifestyle, they're being persecuted for it! People try to force them to eat cookies! Their friends tell them they're boring! When they bring a tupperware of chicken breast and broccoli to the movies (so they can eat during their anabolic window or some such shit), they don't get a second date! No, seriously, that last one? My favorite internet message board thread of all time. I think it's an example of Darwin's Law in action. If you think bringing a bro-meal in tupperware to a theater is a perfectly reasonable thing to do, it's probably best for the gene pool if you don't form a sexual/romantic partnership and, y'know, possibly breed.
So, yeah. Every couple months or so, some super-enthusiastic newbie (usually) posts a whiny thread in one of the corners of the internet I hang around on*** about how they are so misunderstood and persecuted and how all their friends and family mock them for, or pressure them about, their eating and exercise habits. To which the more experienced (or jaded, pick your term) among us usually respond, "Huh. Doesn't happen to me. Maybe because I know to shut the fuck up about it when people's eyes start glazing over and I don't act like a weirdo in public." My own response to a similar conversation this morning was that, um, I don't have a lifestyle and I don't remember joining a cult. I'm just like all my other friends. I just, y'know, spend more time at the Y. And look better in a tank top. (Ha!)
I guess this sorta dovetails with the previous post. If you start bringing salads and lean meat to work instead of ordering out lunch with the gang, yeah, people will probably notice and maybe they might possibly make a stupid remark or three. But, honestly, they're not gonna make a big deal about it unless you make a big deal about it. They're certainly not going to "persecute" you about it, unless you are so preachy and evangelical that you make people want to stuff cookies into your mouth just to make you shut up.
Okay, we're done with cat pictures now. I've got that out of my system.
***I have this weird version of synaesthesia in which internet locations feel like physical places to me. Many many years ago there were two boards on AOL (hahaha) that I read and when I left one to go to the one that was below it in the list of boards, I always thought of it/felt like I was going downstairs.
Stop looking at me like that.